每個人在生孩子前都想看的搞笑照片
You can read every book on parenting and join all the Facebook mommy and daddy groups but when the time comes and you start raising kids, they will undoubtedly find a way to surprise you. Every. Single. Day.
你可以閱讀所有關于育兒的書,加入所有Facebook上的媽媽和爸爸群,但是當你開始撫養孩子的時候,他們無疑會找到讓你驚訝的方法。每,一,天。
Want to admire your boy playing with his toy? Too bad, he breaks your front tooth in half. Won't let your girl keep a handful of coins in her mouth? Get ready for a furious meltdown. At least you now have a story for the Internet.
想欣賞你的孩子玩玩具嗎?真糟糕,他把你的門牙弄斷了。不讓你女朋友嘴里含一把硬幣嗎?做好崩潰的準備吧。至少你現在有個故事可以上互聯網了。
As a follow-up to our previous list, we at Bored Panda have compiled a set of photos that perfectly sum up parenting in just a single frame. Enjoy!
繼之前的列表之后,我們Bored Panda網站整理了一組照片,用一幀照片完美地總結了育兒之道。享受吧!
#1 Bathroom Kid
上廁所的孩子
#2 We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
我們昨天在廁所里發現了我妻子的手機。我們不確定是我們三個孩子中的哪一個把它放在那里的,直到我妻子翻了翻她今天的照片
#3 In The Future When Someone Asks What It Was Like To Work From Home In 2020. I'll Just Show Them This Picture
在未來,當有人問起2020年在家工作是什么感覺時,我會給他們看這張照片
#4 Took Kids Parasailing And They Played Dead
帶孩子們玩帆傘,他們裝死
#5 Thanks To The Neighbor
多虧了鄰居
#6 My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face
我兒子剛剛搞得一團糟。這是他那張“讓我解釋”的臉
#7 7-Year-Old Girls Really Know How To Hit You Where It Hurts
七歲的小女孩真的很會打你的痛處
#8 It’s Moments Like These That I Wish I Didn’t Go All “Balls Out” On Having Children. Here’s Penny, Showing Her Class “Something That Smells Good”
在這樣的時刻,我真希望我沒有瘋狂地想要孩子。這是佩妮給她的同學們展示"好聞的東西"
#9 Now This Is Real Life
這才是真正的生活
#10 It’s Always Nice Getting Pictures From Our Son’s Teacher Showing How He’s Excelling In School
從我們兒子的老師那里得到他在學校表現優異的照片總是很好的
圖片來源:Inga Korolkovaite
零基礎口語課 5天學英語發音(第29期)
新概念英語1-3冊(228個視頻,300節高清視頻課,已全部更新)
“華人英語教父”賴世雄:42節口語終極大課,讓你真正敢說、會說、說對!
【TEDx推薦】國際語文大師Chris親授:扔掉單詞語法書,帶你玩英語!
不背單詞 不學語法 顛覆傳統的英語蛻變課